Important technological features of LBRY (#724)

These are hilarious, thanks for adding :p

content/faq/different-toaster.md

@@ -8,4 +8,41 @@ LBRY transfers data via EM waves in the infrared spectrum* to deliver content an
 
 LBRY is also brave and little. So we’re basically, fundamentally the same as a toaster.
 
-**Assumes fiber-optic transmission.*
+\**Assumes fiber-optic transmission.*
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+There happen to be a lot of technological advancements that have happened to toasters. These scientific feats apply to LBRY, as well.
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+### Multithreading
+
+![Now that's a lot of threads!](https://spee.ch/dd1aa7f0db34d4bba810573d489c0fc857d0c492/t0.png)
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+Properly-applied multithreading has allowed the distribution of workloads in LBRY, freeing up time that could have been spent waiting for required actions.
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+### Multi-role, Multi-function
+
+![So many options, it's overwhelming.](https://spee.ch/d4e459e707ae446722faa86cf32940afc0fc206f/t1.png)
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+LBRY can service many forms of data, such as videos, pictures, and sourdough.
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+### Network Optimization
+
+![A solid 56KiB/s.](https://spee.ch/1038a070b1e43a41d40050f5a23e9a36a3884ecf/t2.png)
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+In this day and age of cool acronyms (such as IEEE 802.11**ax**) and now-common internet integration into devices, LBRY too has joined the crowd. TLNI (Toaster-Level Network Integration) technology has been fused with LBRY, permitting speeds at least as fast as your dial-up modem.
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+### Open-source
+
+![GNU-approved.](https://spee.ch/b4e7aefb242e78bfc164b42d27d251d576c04994/t3.png)
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+Proprietary toasters may try to limit what you can put in them and your ability to look into the toaster's operation. LBRY is a different kind of toaster. Its full source code is available online at [its GitHub repos](https://github.com/lbryio).
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+### Mobile
+
+![LBRY OTG](https://spee.ch/ffada396dd2af9569148f1fa8f87167f8ec1f88e/t4.png)
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+Lightweight versions of TLNI and LBRY have been made and ported to Android. Take LBRY on the go!